Today totally has it out for me, I’m just sayin…

I’m tired.

I want to go to bed.

But first, let me tell you about my day:

• Took the totally wrong way to work this morning – and as a reward, I got to sit in traffic for 1.5 hours. It was so awesome – I think I might take my camera just so I can shoot some pictures of some of the stupidity I see in the morning. I’d forgotten what commuting in traffic was like. Woo hoo.
• Got flipped off twice before I even got on the highway after leaving the office this afternoon – I’m pretty sure they weren’t offers/requests – but more like suggestions. I have no idea what I did to deserve it, but whatever.
• I got on the highway and drove home, only to take the wrong exit, have to go four miles out of my way, in traffic, while in a hurry.
• Went to the mall to buy a shirt, had zero luck.
• Got home and found the following things broken or on their way to being broken: Jerrett’s glasses, the washing machine and my hot water heater.
• Decided that I’d pretend my give a damn was busted and not worry about, so I started to iron a few things. Guess what? I got one shirt ironed and, yes, my iron stopped working.

You know what I need?

More stress.

Yup – that’s just what I need.

But  it’s gonna be ok – because this is *all* I had to deal with today

Most all of you know what that last sentence means.

Oh and I’m totally taking my camera tomorrow. I am, you watch.

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